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4:06 p.m. - Sunday, Apr. 20, 2003
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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My dad and I having a conversation last night.
Dad: Vina, 18 already right? Go help me buy beer and a pack of cigarettes.
Me: No.
Dad: Why not?
Me: It goes against my moral ethics.
Dad: Wah, you also have moral ethics arh?
Me: *smirks*
Dad: Ok, if you can answer my question, I won't ask you to help me go buy beer or cigarettes anymore.
Me: You say one arh, don't go back on your word. Ok, what is the question?
Dad: The tiger in tiger beer, is it a male or female?
Me: Huh???? Wah lao, what kind of question is that?!
Dad: Just answer me lah...
Me: Ok, ok, erm, female?
Dad: Wrong! Haha..
Me: Why wrong?! *started to make a fuss just for the fun of it*
Dad: Because, if it was a female, it would be tigress beer! Wahahahaha! *very proud of himself*
Me: What?! Lousy question! Not counted! You sexist!!!
And that was the start of a very loud discussion of the equality of the sexes between my father, my brothers and I. My brothers did'nt know nuts about anything, they just joined in against me for the fun of it...
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Courtesy of.. well, Me!
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.